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Every office has one -- the annoying guy or gal who insists on forwarding on every piece of e-mail she gets to her 75 friends, along with messages like "This is so funny!!!!!!!" or "This can't POSSIBLY be true, but ..." They're the reason why chain letters refuse to die out, why you get the same 75 blonde jokes in your mailbox every week, why you've been mailed dozens of copies of that stupid Dancing Baby.

Now's your time to get back at that person. Here we've compiled a guide to the best places

for finding those annoying e-mails and files; check them out, take note of the most annoying ones, and start mailing them off to your "friends." Lots of these have adult content, so be forewarned.

E-Mail to Forward

A great place to start looking is the appropriately named Archive of E-Mail Forwards. It's got such "hits" as the M&M Duel e-mail, the 200 Dead Pet Monkeys E-Mail, and other messages you're absolutely bound to recognize. You'll also find some genuinely funny e-mails (surprise!), such as an expose of "The Four Different Kinds of Chain Letters" and a hilarious description of "Real Life Cyber-Sex."

Also worth a look is Asha's E-mail Humor Archive. Everything here is quite unfunny, and perfect for sending to people you hate -- there are "100 Reasons Why It's Great to Be a Man/Woman," "Ways to Tell You're Stuck in the '80s," and even some golfing jokes. A lot of these are pretty offensive, too, so take care.

Need more? Check out the massive E-Mail Joke Archive. It's got more than 300 different e-mails, from the vaguely humorous (such as misunderstood advertising campaigns in foreign countries) to the teeth-gnashingly bad (collections of computer puns).

Funny Files

If you'd rather mail people funny files instead, pay a visit to Evil Janne's Homepage. Janne's got three great downloads for you -- the (quite adult) Adult Tetris, the amusing Love Calculator, and the just-plain weird LSD For Windows.

Spy3's Real Cool Stuff offers a collection of annoying games and Windows sound and graphic treatments. OhYesUAre throws in a number of other games, most of which involve harming Bill Gates in some way. Mail these around and you'll be making new friends -- or enemies -- in no time.